barbaras-caucasity:

sounddesignerjeans:

we have a real motherfucker here, a true idiot child, someone please come collect your bastard

Walmart trying to contact my mom over the loudspeaker

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

drkshdwbnch:

laidlays:

there’s one image on my computer that’s so unnaturally large that opening it in my browser just about slows the whole fucking thing down to a near halt unless i exit the tab and it’s this single fucking image

big thought

(via uhyeah-ok)

oomshi:

(via blueskies-keepraining)

samstevesharon:

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

(via herbstfrische)

robeblr:

yung-penis:

gif87a-com:

Everyday he waits for his owner.

im gonna hav a heart attack

Do. It. For . Him.

(via baracknobama)

stacythepunkrockstegosaurus:

the-stray-liger:

awwwwwwwsocute:

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying

THEY INTERVIEWED THE GOOD PUP! So happy! So pure! So deserving!!!

(via atiredpumpkin)

(Source: porterr-robinson, via confirmance)

phalaenopfish:

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.

(via itsagifnotagif)

davekat:

amour-and-bisous:

emmazzin:

this is a real thing omg

This is my favorite thing

#im actually crying rn #like he didnt just take a confused pic it was a confused pic in front of landmarks

(via itsagifnotagif)

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

jinspi:

jinspi:

at my funeral: *everyone is sitting in their seats when all of a sudden “i like to move it” by king julian blasts through the speakers and all of a sudden my lifeless corpse is dropped down by strings like a puppet and it just starts dancing*

everyone in these notes saying the songs not by king julian can die with me too

(via hamcheeseham)